kitten solution

Sooooo...our kitten, Napoleon, is, unfortunately, growing into a very ugly little boy. His ears are growing as rapidly as he is. And his eyeball...it's bugging out of his head in the most atrocious way. It may be attributable to this guy:
Robert, my neighbor and a fabulous local carpenter, kind of dropped the kitten one day.
I was tiring of having to apologize to new friends about my ugly kitten, so I decided to make lemonade out 'o' this sour, ugly kitten. I am now the proud owner of a rockin pirate-kitten. Arrrrmeow!